Why is it whenever I try to order anything it will fuck up somewhere? I got a call from my bank to confirm I was sending money but the order on the website disappeared into nothingness and my account isn’t showing a hold but I don’t want to resend the payment just for it to be taken twice uggghh better try and phone the bank which usually gets me nowhere because Santander are absolutely dire.
goddamn dolls (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
where the FUCK did I put that glorious blue fabric, once this goddamn outfit is finished I need it to make a doll thing
see also: where the fuck is the black for doll pants Icarus only has trousers with red on and that’s gon’ clash.
Accept the fact that your sewing machine hates you. You’re not friends. You were never friends.
sewing machines are cold, unfeeling monsters incapable of things like ‘friendship’ or ‘love’. They exist to bring sorrow.
how much your sewing machine hates you pales in comparison to how much your overlocker hates you
those things are bastards
Overlockers exist purely to eat a hole in the thing you are nearly finished, in the most obvious and difficult place to fix.
My embroidery machine agrees with it’s philosophy and will turn a perfect, nearly-complete patch into a black hole of despair if I look away for more than a second.
Whines of the day:
1) I need a goddamn fabric cutting table! Cutting out stuff on the floor is killing my back D¦
2) Fuck customs, I don’t want to pay another £25 on my order of things I cannot buy in this countryyy
3) I should be unpacking and putting shit away but I’m so tired I just wanna sleep
4) Tales of Symphonia arrived, I am not allowed to just play that all day either.
5) My fingers are like fucking sandpaper D¦
On the plus side, I’m back to sewing again, and I have a selection of doll heads alongside my faceup equipment/remover. ;D May as well use the remover when my fingers are already wrecked…
-MUFFLED SOUND OF WIG FUCKERY IN THE DISTANCE-
If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.
WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.
Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.
If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.